we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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