did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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