You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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