I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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