I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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