return my video game
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
