I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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