kristin has been a bad kristin
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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