At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think my moral compass just broke
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