Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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