You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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