He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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