So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Found the puke drawer
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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