In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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