You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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