Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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