Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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