Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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