Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
