Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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