i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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