The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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