stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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