so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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