I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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