how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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