Buhtt sex?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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