I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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