fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
