She said her name was "party"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Panties = found
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