He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We are two peas in an std pod
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
