Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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