Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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