Everything about him screamed your future.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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