You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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