He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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