At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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