But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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