What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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