i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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