the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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