dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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