i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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