2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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