thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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