Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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