I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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