help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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