Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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