hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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