maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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