She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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