Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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