my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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