is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.