so explain again why im purple
no
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize