You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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